I'm doing everything I rap about.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer (tumblr embedded.)
I love that Sam screams her really fun scream. I love that Charlie is drinking that milkshake because he’s baked like a fucking cake.
I want to jam this movie directly into my face.
(Source: melchiors, via sundaystorms)
Emma Stone, I love you, but you’re taking this whole thing kinda seriously, huh?
MTV Movie Awards, Awkward City.
Population: me.
Oh, Russell.
Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer.
I’m not crying. You’re crying.
I’m not too proud to say that I’m getting ready to watch The MTV Movie Awards with ianxcarlos.
Can tumblr and twitter do me a favor, don’t pull a Grammys, and try not be total assholes about everything.
Why for how come none of you told me the little melon fucker could sing?
I’m not at home right now, but if I were, I could show you guys a picture of my Animorphs collection (which is comprehensive). It includes an actual parody of the series, Vegemorphs: The Fungus Among Us. WAIT! I forgot this is the Internet. Back in a jiff!
Here ya go:
(Source: arthursayshey, via vondell-swain)
My cat was being weird, so I went to call him “Asshole,” but I got confused and called him “Asscat” instead. Now that’s his name forever. (Don’t worry; he’s twenty. Forever shouldn’t be too long.)
Pizza John and his one true love (sorry Sarah!)
Man alive, I love Nerdfighteria and our wacky hive mind. I made this bad boy back in August.
See, yours is so much more funny than mine, just on the principle that it actually has John Green in it. Man, I wish I had the skills to photoshop like this face into it:
(not mine, came from here: http://wasntthatafunnyday.tumblr.com/post/14367416752/dewdrops-on-roses-ratchelonthegate-john)
Thank you, but No! They’re the same level of hilarious in different ways! They’re both beautiful snowflakes, but I definitely screwed up by not using Moustache John.
Teddy Tedholm, you beautiful bastard.
Since this week’s So You Think You Can Dance, I’ve not done much except watch Teddy Tedholm dance. This is from his first SYTYCD audition, and it’s still my favorite anyone has ever done, across the board, hands down. What a wacky angel he is.
