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There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
|me pointing at a buddha statue:||I love this buddha!|
|my brother:||that's actually a depiction of an incarnation of maitreya, but this image of a fat smiling figure has widely and mistakingly been considered buddha for a long time in western culture|
|me pointing at my niece's doll:||is this buddha?|
|me pointing at a little tikes basketball hoop in our backyard:||is this buddha|
|my brother:||now I feel like you're asking me if these things have an inherit buddha like serene nature or energy inside them so I'm gonna go ahead and say yes that is buddha|
True Beartective. #truedetective @killercouture #DRexdoesnthaveinstagram
"Whoa, look at that pizza thing! Put that on instagram and tag @ianxcarlos."—@killercouture #itsafrittata #pizzathing #ianlovesfoodpicsdottumblrdotcom
Salome dances her dance of the seven veils,
The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl
finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her
exactly as they want to.
The first veil drops.
In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend
released their sex tape against her will.
Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame
Used the publicity to promote her own career.
Salome moves like a dream half-remembered.
Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache
to see the hot sugar of her hip bones.
The second veil drops.
In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle
As the whole world watches. If only all of us
were so successful in our revenge.
If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels
on the backs of the men who betray us,
surveying the world we created for ourselves.
The third veil drops.
Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her.
She presses the cloth tighter against her skin
Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep
We can almost see all of her.
Salome shows us her body
but never her eyes.
The fourth veil is dropping.
The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were
@KimKardashian Suck My Dick
@Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye?
@KimKardashian Please Fuck Me
@KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You.
Women are told to keep their legs shut.
Women are told to keep their mouths shut.
Some women are kept silent for so long,
They become experts in the silent theft of power.
The fifth veil has dropped.
Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year
Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs,
told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore”
Kim Kardashian will never learn their names.
The sixth veil has dropped.
The seventh veil has dropped.
And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her
“Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee
unto the half of my kingdom”
And she smiled, and said
“Bring me the head of John The Baptist.
Punish the man who hurt me”
"Quit being cute; just give me the goddamned cracker." #notpolly #taz #africangrey
Christ, Moshe Kasher’s French mime bit is pretty much perfect.